Booking Fee

Due to an unprecedented amount of time wasting wankers making fake bookings, first time clients will now be required to pay a $50 deposit fee to secure a booking.

Dungeon Tales

Some stories of sessions either written by myself or my sluts have been added under the menu for your enjoyment.

Time Wasters

Be warned time wasters / those who make false promises… Not only do I block your number so you never get another booking, but I also list your phone number with the caller ID apps marking it as

Special permanent

Recent special rate for new clients was so popular I have decided to make it a permanet offering.

Logistics – Morning Bookings

It doesnt matter how much I enjoy someone or their session, simple logistics dictate that I cannot accommodate morning sessions without a booking being made the previous evening.